Survivalist In Spirit Gifts

Wait 'till the tide comes in...

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Desert Island Meals.

'Thank-you God.'

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

Emergency Phone.

'Arf! Arf!'

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

"Yes, I'm alone."

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

'I'm glad to see you've started building a boat.'

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

'Remember, son, don't believe any thing you hear and only half of what you see.'

'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.'

Santa Claus delivers present to man stranded on desert island.

"I don't know, what do you want to do today?"

"No, I'm not building a raft. I'm building a double bed!"

"Day 19,918: Once again, Gary cannot believe he's still alive."

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

"Why can't we just have a normal home security system like the neighbours."

Desert island dweller sinks in sand.

Female chemotherapy warrior.

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

'Do you have to be so melodramatic?'

Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure??

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

Drawing on an island.

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

Island and man