Survivalist In Spirit Mugs

Wait 'till the tide comes in...

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Desert Island Meals.

'Thank-you God.'

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

Emergency Phone.

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

'Arf! Arf!'

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"Yes, I'm alone."

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

'I'm glad to see you've started building a boat.'

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.'

'Remember, son, don't believe any thing you hear and only half of what you see.'

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

"No, I'm not building a raft. I'm building a double bed!"

Santa Claus delivers present to man stranded on desert island.

"Why can't we just have a normal home security system like the neighbours."

"Day 19,918: Once again, Gary cannot believe he's still alive."

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

Female chemotherapy warrior.

"I don't know, what do you want to do today?"

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

'Do you have to be so melodramatic?'

Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure??

In and Out tray filled with messages in bottles on a manned desk on a desert Island

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

Island and man

Drawing on an island.