Survivalists In Spirit Gifts

"It looks as though it's inhabited."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Desert Island Meals.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

Emergency Phone.

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

'Arf! Arf!'

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

"Yes, I'm alone."

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

'I'm glad to see you've started building a boat.'

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

'Remember, son, don't believe any thing you hear and only half of what you see.'

'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.'

"I don't know, what do you want to do today?"

Desert island dweller sinks in sand.

Female chemotherapy warrior.

"We've got a problem."

"Day 19,918: Once again, Gary cannot believe he's still alive."

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

Man on desert island using elastic to shoot him off the island.

'Do you have to be so melodramatic?'

Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure??

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

In and Out tray filled with messages in bottles on a manned desk on a desert Island

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.