Survivor Spirit Gifts

"Day 19,918: Once again, Gary cannot believe he's still alive."

'We're stopping at the next motel we come to, whether it's got cable or not!'

Female chemotherapy warrior.

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Desert Island Meals.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Desert Island BBQ

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

Emergency Phone.

'Arf! Arf!'

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

"Yes, I'm alone."

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

'I'm glad to see you've started building a boat.'

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.'

'Remember, son, don't believe any thing you hear and only half of what you see.'

New Orleans Will Come Back Blues.

'Do you have to be so melodramatic?'

Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure??

In and Out tray filled with messages in bottles on a manned desk on a desert Island

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

Island and man

Notre Dame Phoenix

Look on the bright side, at least we're keeping our heads above water

"And now Survivor Six...walking through your kid's room barefoot in the dark..."

Desert crawler following water

Starving explorer.

Scare Doe

"Anyone know how to prepare sushi?"

"Now do you believe me?"

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'