Holiday Spirit Survivor Gifts

You mean you thought I'd actually like this piece of tat?

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

"Your blood sugar levels are off the chart! Just how many Hallmark Christmas movies did you watch?"

Santa called but you were out!

Ice Skater

Snowman

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

Just one more choccy...

Gracie sees a plane on Christmas Eve and tells her dad Santa is flying it.

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

Happy St Pancakes Day

Street Carolers

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

Merry Kissmas

O Christmas Tea

"Hi, my name is Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "And I have a drinking problem." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph."

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

Female chemotherapy warrior.

"Day 19,918: Once again, Gary cannot believe he's still alive."

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

Peace on Earth

'How do I know if you've been naughty or nice? CCTV!!'

"I didn't get anything I asked for last year so I want your acceptance of this year's list to be notarized."

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

'OMG! Is it Christmas already?'

"Santa's elves have to eat, you know."

'I hate it when he's in one of his silly festive moods.'

"Times are challenging so all our staff have to multitask."

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

"Well, he loves people, the birds that fly, the fish that swim, and all the creatures of the forest."