Holiday Spirit Revivalist Gifts

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

Santa called but you were out!

Ice Skater

"Your blood sugar levels are off the chart! Just how many Hallmark Christmas movies did you watch?"

Snowman

Tipping Pain Chart

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

Just one more choccy...

Street Carolers

O Christmas Tea

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

Mice playing double bass

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

Gracie sees a plane on Christmas Eve and tells her dad Santa is flying it.

Merry Kissmas

"The holiday roast has yams, petters, carrots, pumpkin, parsnips, and tomato. What shall we call it?"

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

"Hi, my name is Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "And I have a drinking problem." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph."

Happy St Pancakes Day

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

'How do I know if you've been naughty or nice? CCTV!!'

"I didn't get anything I asked for last year so I want your acceptance of this year's list to be notarized."

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

'OMG! Is it Christmas already?'

'I hate it when he's in one of his silly festive moods.'

'Yes, I think you better had ask Santa for it. Because there's no way I could afford to buy it.'

"Maybe this year..."

Easter Bunny

"Santa's elves have to eat, you know."

Peace on Earth, Goodwill to the less fortunate...