Holiday Spirit Skeptic Gifts

"Gaily they ring while people sing songs of good cheer..."

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

"I don't believe in you!"

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

Ice Skater

'I hate all holidays!'

Santa called but you were out!

Snowman

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

Tipping Pain Chart

Just one more choccy...

O Christmas Tea

Gracie sees a plane on Christmas Eve and tells her dad Santa is flying it.

Street Carolers

"The holiday roast has yams, petters, carrots, pumpkin, parsnips, and tomato. What shall we call it?"

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

Merry Kissmas

Happy St Pancakes Day

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

"Hi, my name is Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "And I have a drinking problem." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph."

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

Peace on Earth

'How do I know if you've been naughty or nice? CCTV!!'

"I didn't get anything I asked for last year so I want your acceptance of this year's list to be notarized."

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

'OMG! Is it Christmas already?'

"Times are challenging so all our staff have to multitask."

"Santa's elves have to eat, you know."

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."