Holiday Spirit Skeptic T-Shirts

"Gaily they ring while people sing songs of good cheer..."

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

"I don't believe in you!"

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

Santa called but you were out!

'I hate all holidays!'

Ice Skater

Snowman

Tipping Pain Chart

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

Just one more choccy...

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

O Christmas Tea

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

"The holiday roast has yams, petters, carrots, pumpkin, parsnips, and tomato. What shall we call it?"

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

Street Carolers

"Hi, my name is Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "And I have a drinking problem." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph."

Happy St Pancakes Day

Gracie sees a plane on Christmas Eve and tells her dad Santa is flying it.

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

Merry Kissmas

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

'How do I know if you've been naughty or nice? CCTV!!'

"I didn't get anything I asked for last year so I want your acceptance of this year's list to be notarized."

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

'OMG! Is it Christmas already?'

"Well, he loves people, the birds that fly, the fish that swim, and all the creatures of the forest."

"Santa's elves have to eat, you know."

"Times are challenging so all our staff have to multitask."

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."