Holiday Spirit Gifts

"The knees are the first to go."

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

Rudolph at a Traffic Light

Peace on Earth

"Maybe you should have hired an accountant to check your return twice."

"I know this is awkward, but I'm your secret santa."

Santa has a giant tube of chimney lube in his sleigh.

'As usual...you get the glory and I get the dirty job.'

North Pole Barber Shop Still Under Lockdown

He's come up with some GREAT ideas on how to improve our global delivery schedules.

"I didn't get anything I asked for last year so I want your acceptance of this year's list to be notarized."

'Just how much sherry did you have to drink last night?'

'OMG! Is it Christmas already?'

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

''Goodwill to all men'...I've got an app for that.'

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

''Amazing amount of assembly required'.'

"Well, I'm sorry, but that's what happens when you micromanage!"

"I had to bring all these things back because they had 'some assembly required' instructions."

Dog Chasing Santa

Santa's Little Helpers

Christmas angel climbing a tree.

"You don't seem too crazy about the downsizing idea."

Shipping from Santa Claus is Free

Elf on the Shelf, 2020!

Christmas St. 'Nickel-less' Style

Santa and the snow lady.

Today's Sermon: Regift unto others, as you would have them regift unto you!

"Everyone's always calling my sweaters ugly."

'Here, Santa. My wish list wouldn't fit on paper, so take this flash drive.'

'Since when is good will towards men a crime?'

'Ho, ho, ho!'

'I think the eight reindeer just look tiny by COMPARISON.'

Christmas Tree with Musical Notes.

Happy Christmas and a Prosperous New Year.