Holiday Season Spirit Gifts

"It's your grandparents, claiming their visitation rights."

Santa Claus's Mail

Elfie Stick

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

'It's baseball season!'

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

Ice Skater

Santa called but you were out!

Snowman

'Don't you like it, Dad?'

Tipping Pain Chart

Scrooge is visited by the ghost of prehistoric past.

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

Just one more choccy...

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

Happy St Pancakes Day

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

"The holiday roast has yams, petters, carrots, pumpkin, parsnips, and tomato. What shall we call it?"

Merry Kissmas

"Hi, my name is Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "And I have a drinking problem." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph."

"It's scary how empty I feel inside. It's Easter, but I'm feeling like Hollow-een"

O Christmas Tea

Gracie sees a plane on Christmas Eve and tells her dad Santa is flying it.

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

Street Carolers

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

Peace on Earth

'How do I know if you've been naughty or nice? CCTV!!'

Santa's doner kebab - Santa, one of the reindeer has gone missing.

"I didn't get anything I asked for last year so I want your acceptance of this year's list to be notarized."

'OMG! Is it Christmas already?'