Holiday Season Spirit Mugs

"It's your grandparents, claiming their visitation rights."

Santa Claus's Mail

Elfie Stick

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

'It's baseball season!'

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

Santa called but you were out!

Ice Skater

Snowman

Scrooge is visited by the ghost of prehistoric past.

Tipping Pain Chart

'Don't you like it, Dad?'

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

Just one more choccy...

Merry Kissmas

Happy St Pancakes Day

O Christmas Tea

"Hi, my name is Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "And I have a drinking problem." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph."

Gracie sees a plane on Christmas Eve and tells her dad Santa is flying it.

"The holiday roast has yams, petters, carrots, pumpkin, parsnips, and tomato. What shall we call it?"

Street Carolers

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

'How do I know if you've been naughty or nice? CCTV!!'

"I didn't get anything I asked for last year so I want your acceptance of this year's list to be notarized."

Santa's doner kebab - Santa, one of the reindeer has gone missing.

'OMG! Is it Christmas already?'

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'