Holiday Spirit Mugs

"The knees are the first to go."

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

Rudolph at a Traffic Light

"Maybe you should have hired an accountant to check your return twice."

"I know this is awkward, but I'm your secret santa."

Santa has a giant tube of chimney lube in his sleigh.

'As usual...you get the glory and I get the dirty job.'

North Pole Barber Shop Still Under Lockdown

He's come up with some GREAT ideas on how to improve our global delivery schedules.

"I didn't get anything I asked for last year so I want your acceptance of this year's list to be notarized."

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

Dog Chasing Santa

''Goodwill to all men'...I've got an app for that.'

"I had to bring all these things back because they had 'some assembly required' instructions."

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

''Amazing amount of assembly required'.'

"Well, I'm sorry, but that's what happens when you micromanage!"

'Just how much sherry did you have to drink last night?'

'OMG! Is it Christmas already?'

Happy Christmas and a Prosperous New Year.

Christmas Tree with Musical Notes.

'I think the eight reindeer just look tiny by COMPARISON.'

'Ho, ho, ho!'

'Since when is good will towards men a crime?'

'Here, Santa. My wish list wouldn't fit on paper, so take this flash drive.'

"Everyone's always calling my sweaters ugly."

Today's Sermon: Regift unto others, as you would have them regift unto you!

Santa and the snow lady.

Elf on the Shelf, 2020!

Shipping from Santa Claus is Free

"You don't seem too crazy about the downsizing idea."

Christmas angel climbing a tree.

"Excuse me, is this the two million items or less line?"

Covid 19 Father Christmas in a Facemask

The Real War On Christmas