Yuletide Spirit Gifts

King is born.

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

Santa called but you were out!

Ice Skater

Snowman

Tipping Pain Chart

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

Just one more choccy...

"The holiday roast has yams, petters, carrots, pumpkin, parsnips, and tomato. What shall we call it?"

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

Happy St Pancakes Day

"Hi, my name is Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "And I have a drinking problem." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph."

O Christmas Tea

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

Merry Kissmas

Gracie sees a plane on Christmas Eve and tells her dad Santa is flying it.

Street Carolers

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

Peace on Earth

"I didn't get anything I asked for last year so I want your acceptance of this year's list to be notarized."

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

'OMG! Is it Christmas already?'

'Yes, I think you better had ask Santa for it. Because there's no way I could afford to buy it.'

"Times are challenging so all our staff have to multitask."

"You were ho-ho-hoing in your sleep again!"

"Santa's elves have to eat, you know."

"Well, he loves people, the birds that fly, the fish that swim, and all the creatures of the forest."

'I hate it when he's in one of his silly festive moods.'

"Maybe this year..."

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."