Yuletide Spirit Pillows

King is born.

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

Santa called but you were out!

Ice Skater

Snowman

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

Tipping Pain Chart

Just one more choccy...

"The holiday roast has yams, petters, carrots, pumpkin, parsnips, and tomato. What shall we call it?"

O Christmas Tea

Gracie sees a plane on Christmas Eve and tells her dad Santa is flying it.

Street Carolers

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

Merry Kissmas

Happy St Pancakes Day

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

"Hi, my name is Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "And I have a drinking problem." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph."

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

"I didn't get anything I asked for last year so I want your acceptance of this year's list to be notarized."

'OMG! Is it Christmas already?'

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

'I hate it when he's in one of his silly festive moods.'

'Yes, I think you better had ask Santa for it. Because there's no way I could afford to buy it.'

"You were ho-ho-hoing in your sleep again!"

"Times are challenging so all our staff have to multitask."

"Maybe this year..."

"Santa's elves have to eat, you know."

"Well, he loves people, the birds that fly, the fish that swim, and all the creatures of the forest."

'Can't you stop being charitable, we are on vacation.'