Yuletide Thinker Pillows

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

'Do you mean 'naughty or nice' in the traditional sense, or the politically correct sense?'

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

'Due to budget cuts we are having to take on more temporary staff.'

"Will you only promise the children toys that can be brought at this store?"

'What do you expect? A red bulb burned out, and you're free till Christmas.'

Hoo Hoo Hoo Merry Christmas!

"I'm the designated driver."

Santa School.

Eskimo putting fake snow on his Christmas tree

'... And with a little imagination, the workshop and reindeer stables could easily be converted into additional bedrooms.'

'What's all this 'naughty or nice' jazz? ? Haven't you ever heard of situational ethics?'

'The shepherds couldn't make it!'

"This weekend is seriously messing with some of my previously held beliefs."

"Just answer the question, sir. Is it true that you're not planning to watch 'It's a Wonderful Life' this holiday season?"

'My holiday season: A rich tradition of belated giving and premature babbling.'

'I'm facing unemployment! The world is running out of nice kids!'

Yuletide

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

"It was never about the presents - it's about the power."

"How much of a gratuity does Santa usually get?"

'HA! Just as I thought! These are DAD'S fingerprints, not SANTA'S.'

"And this is where the magic happens."

'I've been thinking about this whole Santa thing.'

"You just finish the drop-off, I'll handle the press."

"He's hoping his nose can be used in a cake!"

"I wonder what I'm getting for Christmas this year?"

"He's very busy. One 'Good King Wenceslas', and then about you go."

The Christmas Beggar

'Santa Claus really does exist! I just found his website.'

"Bearing in mind that Santa has fact checkers, have you been a good little boy?"

"Save my entitlements.!

Santa and Chums

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