Yuletide Celebrator Gifts

Hoo Hoo Hoo Merry Christmas!

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

Happy Easter

Glyndebourne

Old Joe the gardener was begining to regret the fact he'd bought last year's pumpkin seeds on Halloween!

TV Interactive panto - Remote control buttons: Oh yes it is - Oh no it isn't.

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

"When you're finished with your Thanksgiving

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

To the office...happy Easter, from Sid.

"Have you given any thought to legacy and sustainability?"

"Will you only promise the children toys that can be brought at this store?"

"Trick or treat?"

"I wasn't ho-ho-ho'ing at you, I was ho-ho-ho'ing with you."

"Post-holiday dieting will be much easier this year. Our disposable cash flow will be diverted."

"Don't even think about it."

'What do you expect? A red bulb burned out, and you're free till Christmas.'

"I'm the designated driver."

'I love Spring: As I hibernate through Christmas, I open my presents when I wake up...'

Eskimo putting fake snow on his Christmas tree

Theatrical Christmas.

Poinsettia

"It's his favorite time of year."

"Just answer the question, sir. Is it true that you're not planning to watch 'It's a Wonderful Life' this holiday season?"

Easter Bunny Pushing Father Christmas Out The Way.

'Where were you on the night of October 31st?'

Are we nearly there yet?

'Halloween, Thanksgiving, and at last it's really you...the Big Enchilada!'

Halloween next exit. . . Thanksgiving, 27 days. . . Christmas, 54 days.

'I'm facing unemployment! The world is running out of nice kids!'

CIVICS 101

'This is my favorite time of year!'

Due to company cutbacks please only photocopy one buttock.

'After that 24 hour beer and fruit cake binge, you need a radical detox!'