Yuletide Celebrator Gifts

Hoo Hoo Hoo Merry Christmas!

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

Happy Easter

The Porkypine Pals Christmas Adventure - Part Five

Glyndebourne

Old Joe the gardener was begining to regret the fact he'd bought last year's pumpkin seeds on Halloween!

TV Interactive panto - Remote control buttons: Oh yes it is - Oh no it isn't.

To the office...happy Easter, from Sid.

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

"When you're finished with your Thanksgiving

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

"Have you given any thought to legacy and sustainability?"

"Will you only promise the children toys that can be brought at this store?"

"I wasn't ho-ho-ho'ing at you, I was ho-ho-ho'ing with you."

'What do you expect? A red bulb burned out, and you're free till Christmas.'

"Don't even think about it."

"Trick or treat?"

"Post-holiday dieting will be much easier this year. Our disposable cash flow will be diverted."

Eskimo putting fake snow on his Christmas tree

"I'm the designated driver."

Poinsettia

'I love Spring: As I hibernate through Christmas, I open my presents when I wake up...'

Theatrical Christmas.

"Just answer the question, sir. Is it true that you're not planning to watch 'It's a Wonderful Life' this holiday season?"

Easter Bunny Pushing Father Christmas Out The Way.

Are we nearly there yet?

"It's his favorite time of year."

'Where were you on the night of October 31st?'

'Halloween, Thanksgiving, and at last it's really you...the Big Enchilada!'

Halloween next exit. . . Thanksgiving, 27 days. . . Christmas, 54 days.

'I'm facing unemployment! The world is running out of nice kids!'

'This is my favorite time of year!'

CIVICS 101

Due to company cutbacks please only photocopy one buttock.