Yuletide Enthusiast Gifts

Santa Claus's Sleigh in Flight

"Will you only promise the children toys that can be brought at this store?"

"Bearing in mind that Santa has fact checkers, have you been a good little boy?"

"And you can download a further selection of our songs at www.carolsingers.com..."

Eskimo putting fake snow on his Christmas tree

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

Santa Claus's Mail

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'He lives for his holidays.'

Christmas Tree

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

'Do you think that's wise?'

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

"Home depot."

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

'No room at the inn, baby born in a manger: It's gonna be a great story to tell at parties...'

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

"I have no toys just yet. I have a concept of a plan for toys...toys like no one has ever seen before."

Panettone

Happy Turkey Day!

Children's Dreams on Christmas Eve

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

Horn of Leftovers