Yule Enthusiast Gifts

Father Christmas's Alternative Sleigh.

'After that 24 hour beer and fruit cake binge, you need a radical detox!'

'No offense, but don't you have any friends your own age?'

"I don't care how silly it sounds. I demand to be addressed by my official title of, Santa's little helper!"

Christmas Tree

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'He lives for his holidays.'

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

"Home depot."

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

Happy Turkey Day!

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

Children's Dreams on Christmas Eve

Horn of Leftovers

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

"I have no toys just yet. I have a concept of a plan for toys...toys like no one has ever seen before."

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

'Okay, time to sleep now. Switch off your nose, Rudolph'!

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

An Advance Visit From The Three Wise Men

'I hope you all like stuffing.'

'Wow! School's only been out for ten minutes, and I've already forgotten everything I learned.'

'See, Dear? Told you I'd make it fit!'

"These shades are GREAT-I dreamt I was in Tahiti!"

'Bye dear! I'll have another nice reindeer steak ready for you when you get back.'

"Once upon a time there was a kind bank manager who found all the money lost in the global financial meltdown, brought world peace, stopped global warming, cured the common cold and discovered Julian Assange is Santa."

A Couple in A Speedboat.

'Will you be my Valentine?'