Yule Gifts

'Oh yeah? Well, to hell with tradition. We're building a snow woman!'

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

North Pole twinned with Amazon

Christmas Drinks 'n' Nibbles System

'Apparently our postcode qualifies us for Government sponsored loft insulation.'

Baby it's cold outside.

Christmas Present Wrapping Service.

"What are they saying about you on Yelp?"

'What's all this 'naughty or nice' jazz? ? Haven't you ever heard of situational ethics?'

'The shepherds couldn't make it!'

'My holiday season: A rich tradition of belated giving and premature babbling.'

"Just answer the question, sir. Is it true that you're not planning to watch 'It's a Wonderful Life' this holiday season?"

Father Christmas's Alternative Sleigh.

'I'm facing unemployment! The world is running out of nice kids!'

Have a cool yule!

"Kids on the right, elves on the left."

'... And I even made turpentine sauce.'

Filling up with Deersil.

Santa's list has columns for Nice, Naughty and Misunderstood.

Christmas Snob

"He's very busy. One 'Good King Wenceslas', and then about you go."

Santa and Chums

"He's hoping his nose can be used in a cake!"

'After that 24 hour beer and fruit cake binge, you need a radical detox!'

BIG Christmas tree

King is born.

On the twelth day of Christmas...

"You gotta admit, it's straight now."

'Santa says, 'are you sure you inserted the batteries correctly'?'

"I don't care how silly it sounds. I demand to be addressed by my official title of, Santa's little helper!"

'Well come on!.. Now that the subject's been raised. is there anyone else here who doesn't really believe in me?'

"Wouldn't a 'No Carol Singers' sign be easier?"

'The shepherds couldn't make it!'

'No offense, but don't you have any friends your own age?'

Santa Claus huddles round a fire made from reindeer antlers