Yuletide Gifts

'... And I even made turpentine sauce.'

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

'Oh yeah? Well, to hell with tradition. We're building a snow woman!'

Christmas Present Wrapping Service.

'What do you expect? A red bulb burned out, and you're free till Christmas.'

Accept cookies?

Hoo Hoo Hoo Merry Christmas!

"I'm the designated driver."

Santa School.

'... And with a little imagination, the workshop and reindeer stables could easily be converted into additional bedrooms.'

'What's all this 'naughty or nice' jazz? ? Haven't you ever heard of situational ethics?'

'The shepherds couldn't make it!'

"Just answer the question, sir. Is it true that you're not planning to watch 'It's a Wonderful Life' this holiday season?"

'I'm facing unemployment! The world is running out of nice kids!'

'Cards don't send greetings, people send greetings.'

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

Yuletide

'HA! Just as I thought! These are DAD'S fingerprints, not SANTA'S.'

Christmas Snob

"He's hoping his nose can be used in a cake!"

"He's very busy. One 'Good King Wenceslas', and then about you go."

'Santa Claus really does exist! I just found his website.'

'Do you mean 'naughty or nice' in the traditional sense, or the politically correct sense?'

Santa and Chums

BIG Christmas tree

Santa reads note: Sorry Santa no mince pie or sherry this year blame Farepak.

On the twelth day of Christmas...

King is born.

Know Your Santa

'Santa says, 'are you sure you inserted the batteries correctly'?'

"I hacked into Santa's computer to make sure we're on his 'nice' list."

'There will be outbreaks of muzak everywhere.'

'Well come on!.. Now that the subject's been raised. is there anyone else here who doesn't really believe in me?'

Santa Claus huddles round a fire made from reindeer antlers