Survivalists At Heart Gifts

'Let's pray it's something that goes with fish!'

Horned.

Being Marooned for Dummies.

In and Out tray filled with messages in bottles on a manned desk on a desert Island

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Desert Island Meals.

'Thank-you God.'

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

Emergency Phone.

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

'Arf! Arf!'

"Yes, I'm alone."

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

'I'm glad to see you've started building a boat.'

'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.'

'Remember, son, don't believe any thing you hear and only half of what you see.'

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

"We've got a problem."

Desert island dweller sinks in sand.

Santa Claus delivers present to man stranded on desert island.

"No, I'm not building a raft. I'm building a double bed!"

"Why can't we just have a normal home security system like the neighbours."

'Do you have to be so melodramatic?'

Man on desert island using elastic to shoot him off the island.

Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure??

Island and man

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

"Keep in mind that it was put there by the sharks."