Survivalist Enthusiast Gifts

"Darn it! No more cups!"

Man on desert island with a sail attached to two coconut trees.

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

A man shipwrecked on a desert island, is begging.

'Every morning Ed takes his bullet-proof vest and other survival stuff and I don't know if I'll see him alive again! I mean, I knew that he was a teacher before we got married, but...'

'Offshored jobs. Make cash. Work at home. To contact: Build big fire.'

"I believe I prefer crawling in the desert to crawling here in the artic."

Octopus Trap

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Desert Island Meals.

'Thank-you God.'

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

'Arf! Arf!'

Desert Island Mishap

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"Yes, I'm alone."

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

'I'm glad to see you've started building a boat.'

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

'Remember, son, don't believe any thing you hear and only half of what you see.'

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

Help! Send fishing tackle!

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

'Go and hunt for your own lunch. Who do you think I am, Ray Mears?!'

"Why can't we just have a normal home security system like the neighbours."

Santa Claus delivers present to man stranded on desert island.