Survivor Aficionado Gifts

Man wearing shirt: 'I was voted off the island and all I got was this lousy t-shirt'

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

Desert Island Mishap

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

'I'll call you Friday, there's a one in seven chance that's the right day of the week.'

Help! Send fishing tackle!

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

'Go and hunt for your own lunch. Who do you think I am, Ray Mears?!'

"We've got a problem."

Man on desert island using elastic to shoot him off the island.

"Look, we're all thirsty. You don't see me whining about it."

"I'm realizing how useless I'd be in a post apocalyptic world - All I do is draw cartoons."

"I swear, if you say 'I'm bored' one more time . . . "

"It looks like a pitch for a survival-themed reality show."

Need tickets.

'Wow, that shift almost got us.'

Shipwrecked.

'It's so frustrating -- all our coupons are expiring!'

"What if I told you that everything you knew about slowly going insane on a desert island was wrong?"

"This isn't just about the wolf anymore, is it?"

"And now Survivor Six...walking through your kid's room barefoot in the dark..."

Last mirage for the next 20 miles.

No Loitering

Man on desert island with a sail attached to two coconut trees.

'Now what?'

"The sign says you can swim to civilization from here, but that sounds unlikely."

Hammock for Man on Desert Island with Single Tree