Survivor Aficionado Pillows

Man wearing shirt: 'I was voted off the island and all I got was this lousy t-shirt'

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

Desert Island Mishap

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

'Go and hunt for your own lunch. Who do you think I am, Ray Mears?!'

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

"We've got a problem."

Help! Send fishing tackle!

'I'll call you Friday, there's a one in seven chance that's the right day of the week.'

Man on desert island using elastic to shoot him off the island.

"It looks like a pitch for a survival-themed reality show."

"Look, we're all thirsty. You don't see me whining about it."

"I'm realizing how useless I'd be in a post apocalyptic world - All I do is draw cartoons."

"I swear, if you say 'I'm bored' one more time . . . "

Need tickets.

'Wow, that shift almost got us.'

Shipwrecked.

"And now Survivor Six...walking through your kid's room barefoot in the dark..."

'It's so frustrating -- all our coupons are expiring!'

"What if I told you that everything you knew about slowly going insane on a desert island was wrong?"

"This isn't just about the wolf anymore, is it?"

Last mirage for the next 20 miles.

'Now what?'

Man on desert island with a sail attached to two coconut trees.

No Loitering

"Professor, just how long did you say that evolution thing takes?"

"The sign says you can swim to civilization from here, but that sounds unlikely."