Survivor Story Enthusiast Pillows

"It's a medical miracle that you made it through that last medical miracle."

Martin Gray.

'Ol? everyone! I'm keeping the sunglasses for Hollywood!'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

Desert Island Mishap

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

'Go and hunt for your own lunch. Who do you think I am, Ray Mears?!'

Help! Send fishing tackle!

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

'I'll call you Friday, there's a one in seven chance that's the right day of the week.'

What? I had to fire our flare gun at him before he fired his flare gun at us!

"I swear, if you say 'I'm bored' one more time . . . "

"Look, we're all thirsty. You don't see me whining about it."

"Graveyards always put me ill at ease."

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

"I'm realizing how useless I'd be in a post apocalyptic world - All I do is draw cartoons."

Early detection was rarely helpful.

'Wow, that shift almost got us.'

"Maybe we should follow that guy..."

'It's so frustrating -- all our coupons are expiring!'

Shipwrecked.

"And now Survivor Six...walking through your kid's room barefoot in the dark..."

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'