Survivor Story Fan Pillows

Can you believe that? First call in six years and it's a wrong number.

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

'I'll call you Friday, there's a one in seven chance that's the right day of the week.'

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

"Has it occurred to you one of us might be a mirage?"

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

"Look, we're all thirsty. You don't see me whining about it."

"Graveyards always put me ill at ease."

What? I had to fire our flare gun at him before he fired his flare gun at us!

"It looks like a pitch for a survival-themed reality show."

Need tickets.

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

Artificial intelligence trying to make it on its own.

"Maybe we should follow that guy..."

"What if I told you that everything you knew about slowly going insane on a desert island was wrong?"

No Loitering

Martin Gray.

One Fine Tuesday in Antarctica

"It was at this point St. Paul felt like he could not catch a break!"

That Bear Grylls eats some EVIL crap, I'm telling you!

"When you're voted out of "Survivor", I thought they just sent you home!"

'Only one of you will survive to the end of the series.'

"You are so lucky I keep kosher."

"For the last time — there is no ‘other woman’!"

'How long shall we wait until we start eating each other?'

Eskimo in Igloo

Dying man in desert to friend as vultures approach; 'Amazing! I thought they were more or less extinct!'

'The good news is the airline was trying to skimp on fuel, and no terrorists were involved.'t

Spam.

Vultures wait on a desert island.

'Ol? everyone! I'm keeping the sunglasses for Hollywood!'

Castaway approach desert island which has 'No Loitering' sign

Snail in desert sees sign for shade trees.