Survivor Story Fan Mugs

Can you believe that? First call in six years and it's a wrong number.

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

'I'll call you Friday, there's a one in seven chance that's the right day of the week.'

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

"It looks like a pitch for a survival-themed reality show."

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

"Graveyards always put me ill at ease."

"Has it occurred to you one of us might be a mirage?"

"Look, we're all thirsty. You don't see me whining about it."

Need tickets.

"Maybe we should follow that guy..."

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

Artificial intelligence trying to make it on its own.

"What if I told you that everything you knew about slowly going insane on a desert island was wrong?"

No Loitering

Martin Gray.

One Fine Tuesday in Antarctica

"When you're voted out of "Survivor", I thought they just sent you home!"

"It was at this point St. Paul felt like he could not catch a break!"

That Bear Grylls eats some EVIL crap, I'm telling you!

"You are so lucky I keep kosher."

'Only one of you will survive to the end of the series.'

"For the last time — there is no ‘other woman’!"

Dying man in desert to friend as vultures approach; 'Amazing! I thought they were more or less extinct!'

'The good news is the airline was trying to skimp on fuel, and no terrorists were involved.'t

'How long shall we wait until we start eating each other?'

Eskimo in Igloo

'Ol? everyone! I'm keeping the sunglasses for Hollywood!'

Snail in desert sees sign for shade trees.

"Your troubles are nearly over - straight ahead about ten miles."

Vultures wait on a desert island.

Castaway approach desert island which has 'No Loitering' sign