Survival Stories Fan Mugs

"It was at this point St. Paul felt like he could not catch a break!"

"Come in guys....the water is so warm."

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

"Ticket and passport, please."

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

"It looks like a pitch for a survival-themed reality show."

"Has it occurred to you one of us might be a mirage?"

"Graveyards always put me ill at ease."

"Look, we're all thirsty. You don't see me whining about it."

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

Need tickets.

"What if I told you that everything you knew about slowly going insane on a desert island was wrong?"

Artificial intelligence trying to make it on its own.

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

"Maybe we should follow that guy..."

No Loitering

One Fine Tuesday in Antarctica

"At least my putting has improved."

"When you're voted out of "Survivor", I thought they just sent you home!"

'It's day to day, but so far I've survived,'

"Well yes, mongooses fight cobras, but to be truthful, only when we have to: It's a rather risky business..."

'Only one of you will survive to the end of the series.'

"You are so lucky I keep kosher."

'How long shall we wait until we start eating each other?'

A football is dropped to a man stranded on desert island

Eskimo in Igloo

Dying man in desert to friend as vultures approach; 'Amazing! I thought they were more or less extinct!'

Vultures wait on a desert island.

Castaway approach desert island which has 'No Loitering' sign

Snail in desert sees sign for shade trees.

"I've been as good as I can in a zombie apocalypse."

"It's a pity I'm a vegetarian..."

"Miss Reed, could you please bring me a palm tree and some ragged clothes?"