Survival Story Enthusiasts Mugs

Searching for water in the desert.

Desert Island Dinner

'I got the idea while stranded on a tropical isle.'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

Desert Island Mishap

Robinson Crusoe's blog.

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

'Go and hunt for your own lunch. Who do you think I am, Ray Mears?!'

'I'll call you Friday, there's a one in seven chance that's the right day of the week.'

Help! Send fishing tackle!

"We've got a problem."

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

Man on desert island using elastic to shoot him off the island.

Magazine stand in middle of the desert.

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

"Look, we're all thirsty. You don't see me whining about it."

"I swear, if you say 'I'm bored' one more time . . . "

"I'm realizing how useless I'd be in a post apocalyptic world - All I do is draw cartoons."

"Graveyards always put me ill at ease."

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

"Has it occurred to you one of us might be a mirage?"

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

What? I had to fire our flare gun at him before he fired his flare gun at us!