Survival Storytellers Mugs

"A shirt like that should be dry-cleaned only."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

Robinson Crusoe's blog.

'I'll call you Friday, there's a one in seven chance that's the right day of the week.'

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

Magazine stand in middle of the desert.

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

What? I had to fire our flare gun at him before he fired his flare gun at us!

"Holy water, holy water...."

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

"Look, we're all thirsty. You don't see me whining about it."

Early detection was rarely helpful.

"Maybe we should follow that guy..."

"I lost my way and wandered through this white hell for five days before your brave rescue dog found me and saved me from starving to death!"

Martin Gray.

'What luck. It's Kosher.'

"It was at this point St. Paul felt like he could not catch a break!"

'I'm sorry I don't date people from other islands!'

"For the last time — there is no ‘other woman’!"

Deflating Island

Suddenly Billy realized that his grandma was right...Now that he was grown up, he did have to beat the women off with a stick.

'Hey, I know! -- We can dig a basement and wait till it floods!'

Spam.

'How long shall we wait until we start eating each other?'

'Ol? everyone! I'm keeping the sunglasses for Hollywood!'

"I'm going to Princeton!"

Bottle Of Thousand Island Dressing going towards island.

'Say 'Nessage in a gottle.' one more time and I'm putting you back in your box.'

Vultures wait on a desert island.

Robinson Crusoe's lucky day.