Survival Stories Fan Prints

"It was at this point St. Paul felt like he could not catch a break!"

"Come in guys....the water is so warm."

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

"Ticket and passport, please."

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

"Look, we're all thirsty. You don't see me whining about it."

"Graveyards always put me ill at ease."

"It looks like a pitch for a survival-themed reality show."

What? I had to fire our flare gun at him before he fired his flare gun at us!

"Has it occurred to you one of us might be a mirage?"

Need tickets.

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

"Maybe we should follow that guy..."

Artificial intelligence trying to make it on its own.

"What if I told you that everything you knew about slowly going insane on a desert island was wrong?"

No Loitering

One Fine Tuesday in Antarctica

"At least my putting has improved."

"When you're voted out of "Survivor", I thought they just sent you home!"

"You are so lucky I keep kosher."

'Only one of you will survive to the end of the series.'

'It's day to day, but so far I've survived,'

"Well yes, mongooses fight cobras, but to be truthful, only when we have to: It's a rather risky business..."

A football is dropped to a man stranded on desert island

'How long shall we wait until we start eating each other?'

Eskimo in Igloo

Dying man in desert to friend as vultures approach; 'Amazing! I thought they were more or less extinct!'

Spam.

Snail in desert sees sign for shade trees.

"Miss Reed, could you please bring me a palm tree and some ragged clothes?"

"Your troubles are nearly over - straight ahead about ten miles."

"It's a pity I'm a vegetarian..."