Survival Story Enthusiast Gifts

"Look, we're all thirsty. You don't see me whining about it."

Man on Deserted Island - stones spell out SOB.

"I don't know, I thought he was with you!"

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

Desert Island Mishap

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

Robinson Crusoe's blog.

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

'I'll call you Friday, there's a one in seven chance that's the right day of the week.'

'Go and hunt for your own lunch. Who do you think I am, Ray Mears?!'

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

Help! Send fishing tackle!

"We've got a problem."

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

Man on desert island using elastic to shoot him off the island.

Magazine stand in middle of the desert.

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

"I swear, if you say 'I'm bored' one more time . . . "

"Graveyards always put me ill at ease."

"I'm realizing how useless I'd be in a post apocalyptic world - All I do is draw cartoons."

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

What? I had to fire our flare gun at him before he fired his flare gun at us!

"Holy water, holy water...."