Survival Story Admirer Gifts

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

Desert Island Mishap

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

"And in the category of 'The Most Amazing Comeback from an Academic Nosedive,' the winner is..."

Robinson Crusoe's blog.

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

'Go and hunt for your own lunch. Who do you think I am, Ray Mears?!'

'I'll call you Friday, there's a one in seven chance that's the right day of the week.'

Help! Send fishing tackle!

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

What? I had to fire our flare gun at him before he fired his flare gun at us!

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

"I swear, if you say 'I'm bored' one more time . . . "

"I'm realizing how useless I'd be in a post apocalyptic world - All I do is draw cartoons."

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

"Holy water, holy water...."

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

"Graveyards always put me ill at ease."

"Look, we're all thirsty. You don't see me whining about it."

'Wow, that shift almost got us.'

"This isn't just about the wolf anymore, is it?"

"And now Survivor Six...walking through your kid's room barefoot in the dark..."

'It's so frustrating -- all our coupons are expiring!'

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

Artificial intelligence trying to make it on its own.

Shipwrecked.