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On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

"And in the category of 'The Most Amazing Comeback from an Academic Nosedive,' the winner is..."

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

Desert Island Mishap

Robinson Crusoe's blog.

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

'Go and hunt for your own lunch. Who do you think I am, Ray Mears?!'

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

Help! Send fishing tackle!

'I'll call you Friday, there's a one in seven chance that's the right day of the week.'

"Holy water, holy water...."

"Look, we're all thirsty. You don't see me whining about it."

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

"I swear, if you say 'I'm bored' one more time . . . "

"I'm realizing how useless I'd be in a post apocalyptic world - All I do is draw cartoons."

"Graveyards always put me ill at ease."

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

'Wow, that shift almost got us.'

"I lost my way and wandered through this white hell for five days before your brave rescue dog found me and saved me from starving to death!"

Shipwrecked.

'It's so frustrating -- all our coupons are expiring!'

"This isn't just about the wolf anymore, is it?"

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

"And now Survivor Six...walking through your kid's room barefoot in the dark..."

Artificial intelligence trying to make it on its own.