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'How long shall we wait until we start eating each other?'

"...I was just wondering Earl, could you do me another favor during high tide?"

"It's not all bad. The extra arms help with climbing."

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

Vultures wait on a desert island.

'I think I've solved the food problem, Al.'

You will get eaten HERE.

"Laxatives?"

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

Robinson Crusoe's blog.

'I'll call you Friday, there's a one in seven chance that's the right day of the week.'

"Has it occurred to you one of us might be a mirage?"

"Graveyards always put me ill at ease."

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

"Look, we're all thirsty. You don't see me whining about it."

"Holy water, holy water...."

Early detection was rarely helpful.

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

Artificial intelligence trying to make it on its own.

"Maybe we should follow that guy..."

One Fine Tuesday in Antarctica

Martin Gray.

"It was at this point St. Paul felt like he could not catch a break!"

'What luck. It's Kosher.'

"For the last time — there is no ‘other woman’!"

Suddenly Billy realized that his grandma was right...Now that he was grown up, he did have to beat the women off with a stick.

Deflating Island

Dying man in desert to friend as vultures approach; 'Amazing! I thought they were more or less extinct!'

'Say 'Nessage in a gottle.' one more time and I'm putting you back in your box.'