Survivor Fan Gifts

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"Yes, as a matter of fact, I HAVE noticed how humid it is!"

No Loitering

"What if I told you that everything you knew about slowly going insane on a desert island was wrong?"

'I'm bored! Do we have any bubblewrap?'

"Look on the brightside, we're missing all the Brexit debates."

"Halleljujah! I'm saved!"

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

Desert Island BBQ

"It looks like a pitch for a survival-themed reality show."

"Graveyards always put me ill at ease."

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

"Has it occurred to you one of us might be a mirage?"

"And now Survivor Six...walking through your kid's room barefoot in the dark..."

Artificial intelligence trying to make it on its own.

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

"At least my putting has improved."

"Professor, just how long did you say that evolution thing takes?"

One Fine Tuesday in Antarctica

That Bear Grylls eats some EVIL crap, I'm telling you!

"It was at this point St. Paul felt like he could not catch a break!"

"When you're voted out of "Survivor", I thought they just sent you home!"

Survival Kit

"You are so lucky I keep kosher."

'Only one of you will survive to the end of the series.'

"No, we're no gods, we're God's gift to women!"

"You been here long?"

'Oh wait, I've got a good one! I spy with my little eye.'

"For the last time — there is no ‘other woman’!"

'It's day to day, but so far I've survived,'

Eskimo in Igloo

Dying man in desert to friend as vultures approach; 'Amazing! I thought they were more or less extinct!'

A football is dropped to a man stranded on desert island

'The good news is the airline was trying to skimp on fuel, and no terrorists were involved.'t

"Your troubles are nearly over - straight ahead about ten miles."