Survivor Stories Fan Gifts

Snail in desert sees sign for shade trees.

"As a matter of fact, I did get you a Valentine's Day gift."

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

'I'll call you Friday, there's a one in seven chance that's the right day of the week.'

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

"It looks like a pitch for a survival-themed reality show."

"Graveyards always put me ill at ease."

"Look, we're all thirsty. You don't see me whining about it."

Need tickets.

"Maybe we should follow that guy..."

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

Artificial intelligence trying to make it on its own.

"What if I told you that everything you knew about slowly going insane on a desert island was wrong?"

No Loitering

Martin Gray.

One Fine Tuesday in Antarctica

That Bear Grylls eats some EVIL crap, I'm telling you!

"When you're voted out of "Survivor", I thought they just sent you home!"

"It was at this point St. Paul felt like he could not catch a break!"

"For the last time — there is no ‘other woman’!"

"You are so lucky I keep kosher."

'Only one of you will survive to the end of the series.'

'How long shall we wait until we start eating each other?'

Eskimo in Igloo

Dying man in desert to friend as vultures approach; 'Amazing! I thought they were more or less extinct!'

'Ol? everyone! I'm keeping the sunglasses for Hollywood!'

"It's a pity I'm a vegetarian..."

"I've been as good as I can in a zombie apocalypse."

Castaway approach desert island which has 'No Loitering' sign

"Your troubles are nearly over - straight ahead about ten miles."

Vultures wait on a desert island.

'Well, this is not a good sign: Can I have a look at that map of yours?'