Survivor Stories Fan Gifts

Snail in desert sees sign for shade trees.

"As a matter of fact, I did get you a Valentine's Day gift."

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

'I'll call you Friday, there's a one in seven chance that's the right day of the week.'

"It looks like a pitch for a survival-themed reality show."

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

"Look, we're all thirsty. You don't see me whining about it."

"Graveyards always put me ill at ease."

What? I had to fire our flare gun at him before he fired his flare gun at us!

Need tickets.

"Maybe we should follow that guy..."

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

Artificial intelligence trying to make it on its own.

"What if I told you that everything you knew about slowly going insane on a desert island was wrong?"

No Loitering

Martin Gray.

One Fine Tuesday in Antarctica

That Bear Grylls eats some EVIL crap, I'm telling you!

"When you're voted out of "Survivor", I thought they just sent you home!"

"It was at this point St. Paul felt like he could not catch a break!"

"For the last time — there is no ‘other woman’!"

'Only one of you will survive to the end of the series.'

"You are so lucky I keep kosher."

'How long shall we wait until we start eating each other?'

Dying man in desert to friend as vultures approach; 'Amazing! I thought they were more or less extinct!'

Spam.

Eskimo in Igloo

'Well, this is not a good sign: Can I have a look at that map of yours?'

"It's a pity I'm a vegetarian..."

Castaway approach desert island which has 'No Loitering' sign

"I've been as good as I can in a zombie apocalypse."

Vultures wait on a desert island.