Survivor Story Lover Gifts

'I never thought I'd like your Mother.'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

Desert Island BBQ

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

'Have you been waiting long?'

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

'I'll call you Friday, there's a one in seven chance that's the right day of the week.'

"Look, we're all thirsty. You don't see me whining about it."

Need tickets.

Early detection was rarely helpful.

"And now Survivor Six...walking through your kid's room barefoot in the dark..."

"What if I told you that everything you knew about slowly going insane on a desert island was wrong?"

No Loitering

Martin Gray.

"Professor, just how long did you say that evolution thing takes?"

"You been here long?"

Spam.

'How long shall we wait until we start eating each other?'

'The good news is the airline was trying to skimp on fuel, and no terrorists were involved.'t

Castaway approach desert island which has 'No Loitering' sign

'I have my diet of raw fish to thank for my figure!'

Vultures wait on a desert island.

Snail in desert sees sign for shade trees.

'Hey,Fred- I can hear the sea!'

'Ol? everyone! I'm keeping the sunglasses for Hollywood!'

"This is really putting a crimp in my plan to live in the woods and survive off nothing but berries and grubs."

Hungry man arriving at desert island sees empty shopping cart.

"...But if I write 'help' in the sand, I'll lose track of how many days we've been here."

"It's a medical miracle that you made it through that last medical miracle."

"...I was just wondering Earl, could you do me another favor during high tide?"

"Finally, someone to gossip about."

"Any ideas? I'm terrible with cursive writing."

Man on Deserted Island - stones spell out SOB.