Survivor Stories Gifts

Martin Gray.

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

Desert Island BBQ

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

Robinson Crusoe's blog.

'I'll call you Friday, there's a one in seven chance that's the right day of the week.'

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

Magazine stand in middle of the desert.

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

What? I had to fire our flare gun at him before he fired his flare gun at us!

"Holy water, holy water...."

"Look, we're all thirsty. You don't see me whining about it."

Early detection was rarely helpful.

"I lost my way and wandered through this white hell for five days before your brave rescue dog found me and saved me from starving to death!"

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

'What luck. It's Kosher.'

Suddenly Billy realized that his grandma was right...Now that he was grown up, he did have to beat the women off with a stick.

"For the last time — there is no ‘other woman’!"

'It just hasn't been my day.'

Deflating Island

Desert - Steep Hill sign.

"Our foundation covers up just about anything ??" aside from childhood trauma."

'How long shall we wait until we start eating each other?'

Spam.

Bottle Of Thousand Island Dressing going towards island.

Robinson Crusoe's lucky day.

'Ol? everyone! I'm keeping the sunglasses for Hollywood!'

'Say 'Nessage in a gottle.' one more time and I'm putting you back in your box.'

'I have my diet of raw fish to thank for my figure!'

"I'm going to Princeton!"

Castaway approach desert island which has 'No Loitering' sign