Survival Stories Gifts

Robinson Crusoe's blog.

"Another catalogue."

Man dying of thirst in desert reaches water hole with sign - 'Polluted: Drinking this water may be hazardous to your health.'

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

I am saved!

'Welcome to my island, I'm Robinson Tiger! And you... No! I Know - you're looking like Friday Lunch!'

"Just my luck! I'm vegetarian!"

'I said, now I know why they call you lucky'!'

Desert Island Dinners

'What luck. It's Kosher.'

Castaway is climbing on a palm tree to hide from a big woman.

'Thank goodness you made it! What are we going to have for dinner?'

A man on deserted island watches barrels of coconuts drift towards his already coconut laden dwelling place.

Crash survivor with sunglasses.

Cat on a desert island sees the sunrise as an unreachable mouse.

Catching Coconuts.

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

'Ol? everyone! I'm keeping the sunglasses for Hollywood!'

'Say 'Nessage in a gottle.' one more time and I'm putting you back in your box.'

"Laxatives?"

"No, I wasn't concerned about gun control."

No Trespassing!

Island and man

Deflating Island

Desert Island Rake

'Okay, this time I've added - "How do you rate this message?" with one to five stars.'

This mirage was brought to you by Aqua Pure bottled water

"What do you mean, 'I'm spelling it backwards'?"

"So the message in a bottle was finally found. . . man, without my fantastic team I would have starved long ago!"

"It's over, Ted - there's someone else!"

"When are you coming home?"

"My dear friends, thanks for being here with me. If it wasn't for you, I'm sure I would have become crazy."

"For the last time — there is no ‘other woman’!"

"Did you happen to catch the last season of 'Lost'?"

"Don't worry, boy. You're my best friend, and I'm a vegan."