Survival Storyteller Gifts

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

'If we hadn't outsourced the staff, we could've eaten them.'

Robinson Crusoe's blog.

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

'Rubbing sticks together was a great idea. After 40 minutes, I'm so warm I don't need a fire!'

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

'I'll call you Friday, there's a one in seven chance that's the right day of the week.'

"Holy water, holy water...."

'Bottled water or other non-carbonated diet beverage!'

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

"Look, we're all thirsty. You don't see me whining about it."

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

Early detection was rarely helpful.

"I lost my way and wandered through this white hell for five days before your brave rescue dog found me and saved me from starving to death!"

"Maybe we should follow that guy..."

'Just when you think things can't get any worse, it starts to rain.'

Martin Gray.

Australasia.

'What luck. It's Kosher.'

"It was at this point St. Paul felt like he could not catch a break!"

"For the last time — there is no ‘other woman’!"

"For those missing years, I refer you to my book 'Lost in Tanzania.'"

Suddenly Billy realized that his grandma was right...Now that he was grown up, he did have to beat the women off with a stick.

Message in a bottle.

Deflating Island

'Wow, it's lucky he shot at you with a rifle and not a shotgun, otherwise, you would have been a goner...'

'How long shall we wait until we start eating each other?'