Survival Story Buff Gifts

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

Ship in a Bottle Arrives at Desert Island.

Tastes like Beeficken!

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

Saved...life is good!

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

Robinson Crusoe's blog.

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

"Graveyards always put me ill at ease."

"Holy water, holy water...."

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

"Has it occurred to you one of us might be a mirage?"

"Look, we're all thirsty. You don't see me whining about it."

Early detection was rarely helpful.

Artificial intelligence trying to make it on its own.

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

"I lost my way and wandered through this white hell for five days before your brave rescue dog found me and saved me from starving to death!"

"Damn, I forgot to create the 'control-Z' command."

"Maybe we should follow that guy..."

One Fine Tuesday in Antarctica

Martin Gray.

"...and drop those two sticks, you idiot!"

'What luck. It's Kosher.'

"It was at this point St. Paul felt like he could not catch a break!"

"For the last time — there is no ‘other woman’!"

'I've invented food, and I've invented shelter -- two out of three isn't so bad!'

Suddenly Billy realized that his grandma was right...Now that he was grown up, he did have to beat the women off with a stick.

Deflating Island

'Celebrate good times, come on...!'