Survival Buff Gifts

Desert Island Puncture

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

Apocalypse Research Center

Scarpia's Palace

"We'll get there when we get there!"

Desert Island Mishap

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

"Can you do battle with him later?... He's watching, 'Game of Thrones'."

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

Help! Send fishing tackle!

'Go and hunt for your own lunch. Who do you think I am, Ray Mears?!'

Wall Street...

Remain calm, we need to talk. We don't want to alarm you. Run for your life! Oh boy. The economic news is not good. It's apocalyptic. We both lived through the depression. More like barely survived. We're seeing parallels -- lack of government investment, no-tax policies ... Fire, disease, bad cellphone coverage ... You're enjoying this too much. you said I could. Spend cautiously, Rudy. Have a back-up plan. Sell your gadgets, buy canned goods. Oh boy.

"You never know what will catch on!"

"I swear, if you say 'I'm bored' one more time . . . "

"I'm realizing how useless I'd be in a post apocalyptic world - All I do is draw cartoons."

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

"Warning! Not to be used as a life saving device."

'Wow, that shift almost got us.'

Shipwrecked.

'It's so frustrating -- all our coupons are expiring!'

"This isn't just about the wolf anymore, is it?"

Connected Intersections Challenge

'I say we forget about these particular chickens...'

'Quick! Page the flight deck, bring me oxygen, gloves, a mask and someone junior!'

Last mirage for the next 20 miles.

'Lightening hit the band shell while the orchestra was playing...'