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Desert Island Puncture

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

Goldfish bowl on raft...

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

Scarpia's Palace

"We'll get there when we get there!"

Desert Island Mishap

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

Apocalypse Research Center

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

Help! Send fishing tackle!

'Go and hunt for your own lunch. Who do you think I am, Ray Mears?!'

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

"You never know what will catch on!"

"I swear, if you say 'I'm bored' one more time . . . "

"I'm realizing how useless I'd be in a post apocalyptic world - All I do is draw cartoons."

"Warning! Not to be used as a life saving device."

'Wow, that shift almost got us.'

Shipwrecked.

"This isn't just about the wolf anymore, is it?"

'It's so frustrating -- all our coupons are expiring!'

'Quick! Page the flight deck, bring me oxygen, gloves, a mask and someone junior!'

Last mirage for the next 20 miles.

'I say we forget about these particular chickens...'

'Now what?'

'Lightening hit the band shell while the orchestra was playing...'