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"...and drop those two sticks, you idiot!"

In Tray/Out Tray

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

Desert Island Meals.

'Thank-you God.'

Desert Island BBQ

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

Emergency Phone.

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

Building a Shelter

"Now you can send it."

I don't think we can survive here. There's little chance we can afford the taxes.

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

"Yes, I'm alone."

Desert Island Mishap

'If we hadn't outsourced the staff, we could've eaten them.'

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

Saved...life is good!

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"