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Survival Skills Admirer T-Shirts
Dress your survival skills enthusiast in a t-shirt that showcases their passion. Our designs are witty, fun, and perfect for anyone who loves outdoor resilience and self-reliance.
Desert Island Meals.
A desert island with a knotted palm tree
'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'
Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.
'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'
"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."
Goldfish bowl on raft...
"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."
In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.
"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."
"All right, boys, we're had our fun."
On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.
Building a Shelter
Admit it. We have a drinking problem.
"Now you can send it."
"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."
'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'
"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."
"Yes, I'm alone."
'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'
Desert Island Mishap
'Swiss Army Rescue Service. How can we help?'
'I'm glad to see you've started building a boat.'
"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"
'Rubbing sticks together was a great idea. After 40 minutes, I'm so warm I don't need a fire!'
"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."
"We've got a problem."
Help! Send fishing tackle!
'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'
'Go and hunt for your own lunch. Who do you think I am, Ray Mears?!'
'Straight on, you can't miss it.'
Reign Man
"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"
'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'
Survival Skills Admirer T-Shirts Collection
Survival Skills Admirer Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that honor survival skills enthusiasts with witty and inspiring designs—perfect for daily motivation.
Survival Skills Admirer Pillows
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Survival Skills Admirer Prints
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