Disaster Preparedness Buff Gifts

'Welcome to Florida. Do you know your evacuation route?'

McFEMA to the rescue.

Man mows his lawn while a tsunami looms behind him.

"Behind you!"

A day in the life of a Forest Fire Fighting Crew.

'You order a taxi, guv?'

'Dude, the river is flooding! Get out of here as quickly as you can!'

"The volcano has allowed us to cut down on heating costs."

"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."

Natural Disasters

'My purse! The original 24-hour pharmacy.'

"We're going to have a post-flood economy to deal with."

'Relax. This is only a test.'

Disasters

"Sorry, it will have to be fire, police or ambulance. Superman is busy right now."

Hurricane damage to trees

'I doubt whether the Green Goddesses can cope with this.'

"This says we're in an area of unpredictable movements of the earth's tectonic plates."

'The tropical tax haven where he offshored his business was just hit by a tsunami.'

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

'Quick! Page the flight deck, bring me oxygen, gloves, a mask and someone junior!'

'Lightening hit the band shell while the orchestra was playing...'

'Start spreading the news, I'm leaving today!'

'Of course the scientists have got this all wrong about climate change.'

Helicopter Rescues.

You Can't Escape Zombies in a Canoe

Flood Rescues

Not quite Beverly Hills.

Earthquake Lawn Bowls

"Then we're all agreed. We'll repair the earthquake damage to every structure in town except for this one, which we'll leave as a reminder of the dangers of shoddy construction."

Rescuing footballs from a fire.

Where's the leak then?

"Wow, I did not see that coming."

Alberta on fire

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