Disaster Preparedness Buff Mugs

'Welcome to Florida. Do you know your evacuation route?'

Man mows his lawn while a tsunami looms behind him.

"Behind you!"

A day in the life of a Forest Fire Fighting Crew.

'You order a taxi, guv?'

'Dude, the river is flooding! Get out of here as quickly as you can!'

"The volcano has allowed us to cut down on heating costs."

"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."

Natural Disasters

"We're going to have a post-flood economy to deal with."

'Relax. This is only a test.'

Hurricane damage to trees

Disasters

"Sorry, it will have to be fire, police or ambulance. Superman is busy right now."

'The tropical tax haven where he offshored his business was just hit by a tsunami.'

'I doubt whether the Green Goddesses can cope with this.'

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

'Quick! Page the flight deck, bring me oxygen, gloves, a mask and someone junior!'

'Lightening hit the band shell while the orchestra was playing...'

'Of course the scientists have got this all wrong about climate change.'

'Start spreading the news, I'm leaving today!'

Helicopter Rescues.

Rescuing footballs from a fire.

Not quite Beverly Hills.

Where's the leak then?

Flood Rescues

"Wow, I did not see that coming."

Alberta on fire

How To Deal With The Upcoming Recession, Inflation, Depression, Ice Age, Greenhouse Effect, Energy Crunch, Population Explosion, and Complete End of the World in the Year 2000.

Twisters

A survivor from the Titanic standing on an iceberg

"You should have called earlier."

Haiti - when is the next disaster on?

Desert Island Puncture

"No doubt you're asking yourself, what are hatches? And how the heck does one go about battening them down?"