Emergency Preparedness Buff Mugs

Please Read The Instructions...

Fire Exit

Emergency Entrance

Fast Food Restaurant Employees Discuss a Defibrillator. 'Maybe we should keep it under the counter.'

"You should have called earlier."

Igloo fire exit...

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."

Emergency Phone.

Emergency exit into Space

A fire extinguisher box with band aids in them has a sign above with reads, "In case you cut yourself breaking glass break this glass."

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

'My purse! The original 24-hour pharmacy.'

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

Prepper Dog

'For no particular reason I want to know the location of our fire extinguisher.'

What's your contingency plan, Randy? My what? If a calamity of biblical proportions were to strike here in Canardville, would you flee across the bridge to Candorville? Or would you search in vain for a fallout-resistant bunker, before surrendering to the cruel inevitability of your demise? I ask just for the sake of discussion. No reason to panic. Totally unrelated: I just found out someone who's definitely not me is selling fallout bunkers at buy-this-now-if-you-want-to-live.com. Very bad man.

Things Mothers don't want to hear from their five year olds...

'Relax. This is only a test.'

"Sorry, it will have to be fire, police or ambulance. Superman is busy right now."

'I keep them around for unruly octopi, or giant radioactive spiders... you know, just in case.'

Emergency Underpants

Disasters

"My God, now what?"

Small Government Is Here

We can't call an ambulance. He doesn't allow personal calls on company time.

Hiker Followed By Paramedic

'I've been plagued with worry over rising water levels, so...'

"This says we're in an area of unpredictable movements of the earth's tectonic plates."

Fire Assembly Point

'Thank you for waiting. Please continue to hold and your call will bee answered as soon as we can.'

'I doubt whether the Green Goddesses can cope with this.'

"Maybe this is insignificant, what with everything going on in the world, but do we have a fire extinguisher?"