Emergency Preparedness Buff Gifts

Please Read The Instructions...

Fire Exit

Emergency Entrance

Fast Food Restaurant Employees Discuss a Defibrillator. 'Maybe we should keep it under the counter.'

"You should have called earlier."

Igloo fire exit...

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."

Emergency Phone.

Emergency exit into Space

A fire extinguisher box with band aids in them has a sign above with reads, "In case you cut yourself breaking glass break this glass."

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

Prepper Dog

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

Things Mothers don't want to hear from their five year olds...

'For no particular reason I want to know the location of our fire extinguisher.'

'Relax. This is only a test.'

"Sorry, it will have to be fire, police or ambulance. Superman is busy right now."

Disasters

Emergency Underpants

"My God, now what?"

'I keep them around for unruly octopi, or giant radioactive spiders... you know, just in case.'

We can't call an ambulance. He doesn't allow personal calls on company time.

'I've been plagued with worry over rising water levels, so...'

Hiker Followed By Paramedic

'I doubt whether the Green Goddesses can cope with this.'

'Thank you for waiting. Please continue to hold and your call will bee answered as soon as we can.'

Fire Assembly Point

"Maybe this is insignificant, what with everything going on in the world, but do we have a fire extinguisher?"

"We'll feel pretty silly if it's downgraded to a tropical storm."

'Quick! Page the flight deck, bring me oxygen, gloves, a mask and someone junior!'

Customer tangled up in velvet rope is trying to ring bell for help.

Chef: In Case of Emergency - can opener and canned food.